The CEO's Special Award Ceremony

Presented by B. J. Neutonian, CEO and Chief Everything Officer

And the winner of the Golden Sarcasm award goes to...[link to /subpages/ceo-award/subpage5/](The Intern for consistently finding creative ways to break the copier)

We're not really sure why we're having an awards ceremony, but we're doing it anyway.

Stay tuned for the main event, which will probably be delayed due to technical difficulties.

And don't forget to bring your lunch, because we're serving stale crackers in the break room.