Q: What is CEO Gas Mask Technology?
A: CEO Gas Mask Technology is a revolutionary new system that lets you breathe in your boss's face.
Q: How does it work?
A: Our patented system involves injecting a concentrated dose of carbon dioxide into the CEO's face, causing their ego to expand and create a localized oxygen bubble around the office worker.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Absolutely! Our tests have shown no adverse effects... on the office worker. However, our CEO's sense of self-importance may be temporarily reduced, allowing for a more productive work environment.
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