CEO Office: Where Dreams Go to Die
Where the Coffee is Always Cold
Welcome to the CEO's Office Break Room, where the only thing more plentiful than stale air is broken dreams.
This is the place where middle management comes to cry, where the coffee is always cold, and the hope is always dashed.
You can find:
- Lost Souls - Where the employees go to find other lost employees
- Overused Motivators - Where the CEO's motivational posters are stored
- Lost Productivity - Where the conference room tables are reserved for meetings only
- Frozen Ideas - Where the whiteboard is covered in last week's meetings