CEO Squad Motto: "We're Not Lying, We Just Omit the Truth"

Located in the heart of our fictional city, the CEO Squad is a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to the art of omission.

Our Mission:

To provide the most creative and effective ways to leave out the details.

Our Values:

• Honesty is overrated.
• We're not making any promises.
• Our word is as good as our lawyer's word.
• Truth is just a suggestion.

Our Services:

• Spin Doctoring: We can turn any fact into a convenient fiction.
• Fact-Finding: We can lose the facts, no problem.
• Reality Adjustment: We'll make the numbers say anything you want.
• Conceal and Deceive: We'll keep the truth hidden for you.

Check out our Omission Techniques for more information on how we can help you achieve your goals.

Learn about the rich history of the CEO Squad