The Art of Procrastination
Welcome, squaddies, to the world of CEO Squads! Where efficiency is a distant memory and productivity is but a fleeting dream. In this guide, we'll explore the finer points of achieving greatness by doing absolutely nothing.
- Step 1: Learn to love the art of multitasking. Do 17 things at once, and do them all poorly.
- Step 2: Develop a strong sense of self-doubt. Question everything, including your own existence.
- Step 3: Cultivate a love of meetings. The more, the better!