CEO Therapist

Welcome to the most expensive therapy session in the world, where you pay top dollar to talk to our team of expert CEOs who will tell you that you're doing everything wrong.

Our CEO therapists are trained to listen to your problems, then promptly ignore you and tell you to "just work harder." It's like a fine-tuned, high-performance machine, but instead of oil, we use empathy.

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