We are a company on the brink of collapse, and our CEO is to blame. Well, not just him, but also our accountant, our lawyer, and our IT guy. Okay, fine. Everyone is to blame. But mainly our CEO.
Our CEO, the Great and Powerful CTO, has been having a crisis of confidence. Will he make it to the end of the week? Will our company survive the impending doom? Only time will tell, but for now, let's just focus on making fun of him.
Our CEO has been spotted wearing a bathrobe to meetings, and has been seen talking to himself in the mirror for hours.
Rumors are circulating that he has a secret stash of 1000 jars of mayonnaise hidden away in the supply closet.
Our CEO has been known to shout "I'M A BIG BOY!" whenever he gets stressed, which is often.