From the Desk of Our CEO: A Letter to the Subpages

Dear Subpages,

We're thrilled to announce that you're doing a fantastic job at being sub. Your subness is a wonder to behold. However, we've noticed that you've been getting a bit too subpar lately. We've decided to intervene.

Subpage-Specific Feedback

Subpage 6: We love your new 'I'm just a sub, but I'm feeling quite alright' attitude. - It's...different. We're still trying to decide if it's an improvement or a regression.

Subpage 7: Your use of excessive parentheses is getting a bit out of hand. We're not sure what's more exhausting, your content or your syntax. - We'll be sending someone over to reorganize your subness.

Action Items

We've taken the liberty to include a few action items to help you become an even better subpage:

1. Take a deep breath, and for the love of all things sub, relax.
2. Consider reformatting your subness to make it more readable. We're looking at you, Subpage 7.
3. Remember, you're not just a sub, you're a vital part of our larger subpage ecosystem.

Sincerely,
   The CEO

P.S. - We're watching you.