Mango-Basil 6: The Experimental Cereal

Warning: This cereal is not for the faint of heart. Or taste buds. It's like someone threw up on a canvas of flavors and textures. We're talking sweet, sour, and a hint of existential dread.

Key Features:

• Unconventional ingredients: Mango, basil, and a dash of disappointment.
• Unpredictable flavor profile: One bite, a symphony of emotions. The next, a cry for help.
• May contain: Unidentified chunks of sadness and despair.

Technical Specifications:

• Box size: 12 oz (340g)
• Shelf life: Until you eat it all, which we highly recommend you do not do.
• Ingredients: Mango, basil, disappointment, and a pinch of regret.

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Side Effects of Mango-Basil 6

Side effects may include:

• Mood swings: One moment you'll be singing along to your favorite tunes, the next you'll be questioning the meaning of life.
• Loss of appetite: You'll be so full, but somehow, still hungry. For more cereal.
• Uncontrollable urges to cry: The basil will make you feel things.

Precautions:

Not recommended for the faint of heart or those who enjoy peace of mind.

Frequently Asked Questions About the Side Effects

Reviews from Brave Cereal Connoisseurs

Warning: These reviews are not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

5/5 Cereal Spoons from Cereal Steve:

I've tried it all. I've had the good, the bad, and the ugly. But Mango-Basil 6? It's a whole new level of ugly. Like a flavor bomb that just won't quit.

2/5 Cereal Spoons from Cereal Sue:

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke? Because, no joke, it's not.

1/5 Cereal Spoons from Cereal Bob:

I'm still trying to find the spoon I used to eat it with. Good luck, guys.