It's been years since the great Cereal Heist of 2020. SONY-Corn, once the crown jewel of the Cereal Kingdom, has gone rogue. Its secret sauce, once a closely guarded treasure, has been stolen by the notorious Cereal Thieves Guild and sold to the highest bidder on the black market. But fear not, dear citizens of Cerealtopia, for I have obtained a copy of the recipe.
The secret sauce, dubbed 'Saucy McSaucerson', contains a special blend of 3 parts SONY-Corn flake dust, 2 parts powdered egg yolk, 1 part buttermilk, and a pinch of Mystic Moonwhisper. Mix all ingredients in a 4-6-2 ratio, then stir clockwise for 13 times, counterclockwise for 7 times, and finally, clockwise once more.
But be warned, the consequences of consuming Saucy McSaucerson are dire: Cerebral Hemorrhaging Syndrome has been linked to at least 17 confirmed cases.