The S'mores Anonymous 12-Step Program

Welcome to S'mores Anonymous, a support group for those struggling with the dark side of marshmallow-filled, crunchy goodness.

Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over our snacking.

Step 2: Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves, a bag of marshmallows, could restore us to sanity.

Step 3: Made a moral inventory of ourselves, counting the boxes of cereal we've devoured in the dark.

Step 4: Examined our past misdeeds, like that time we ate the whole box in one sitting.