It's the scandal that's got everyone in breakfast bowls: Cereal-Gate. A top-secret government investigation has revealed that your favorite childhood breakfast cereal is actually a covert operation to brainwash you into eating more sugary snacks.
Operation Milky Golden: The government's secret program to make you love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cookie Crumbles-Gate: The cover-up of the truth behind the cookie's crunchy bits. Loop-the-Loop-Gate: The shocking revelation that Trix are actually just a bunch of twisted, crunchy, sugary lies. Froot-Logic-Gate: The absurd defense of Fruity Pebbles' use of logic-defying, fruit-based marketing. Cape-Corn-Gate: The shocking truth behind the cape on Corn Flakes' mascot.