Participation Certificate Level 1

Congratulations, You Made It!

For completing the first level of our grueling, soul-crushing, participation-based program, you have earned this shiny certificate.

Level 1 is no easy feat. You've survived the introductory gauntlet of boredom, the pit of despair, and the never-ending sea of monotony.

We're proud of you, really. You've proven that you can stare at screens for hours on end, click the same 10 buttons repeatedly, and still manage to not get a headache.

Here are your stats:

Hours spent clicking: 42

Pages refreshed: 17

Cups of coffee consumed: 3

Next level: Level 2: The Agony Continues

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try: Level 3: The Unrelenting Despair