Subpages of Certifications
Subpage 1: Certified Master of Sarcasm
Subpage 2: Master of the Obvious
Subpage 3: Expert in the Field of Redundancy
Subpage 4: Certified Professional in the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Subpage 5: Expert in the Ancient Art of Procrastination
Subpage 6: Master of the Universe (in my imagination)
Subpage 7: Certified Ninja of Stealth and Disguise