Chain Grapple 3000 Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Chain Grapple 3000?

A: It's a time machine that only goes back to the 90s, but not really.

Q: How do I use Chain Grapple 3000?

A: You don't, it's not a real thing. But if it were, you'd use a manual, but it would just be a bunch of scribbles in a notebook.

Q: Is Chain Grapple 3000 safe?

A: It's not a physical object, so it's safe from physical harm. But if you were to imagine it as a physical object, it's probably not safe from lawsuits from the 90s.

Q: Can I use Chain Grapple 3000 for personal gain?

Maybe, but probably not.