Chain Grapple 3000 Usage Guidelines

Warning: Chain Grappling can be hazardous to your social life and wallet. Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to grapple with strangers in public
• Inability to distinguish between genuine connections and mere acquaintances
• Unexplained increases in credit card debt from excessive online shopping
• Unpredictable outbursts of enthusiasm for obscure, niche hobbies

Pre-Grapple Checklist:

1. Ensure you have a functioning credit card and a strong internet connection
2. Clear your schedule for at least 3 days of non-stop grapple-fest
3. Notify your loved ones that you may not respond to their calls or texts for an undetermined amount of time
4. Stock up on pizza, energy drinks, and/or cat food (your call)

Advanced Grapple Techniques:

Mastering the Grapple-Fu:

Chain Grappling for Profit:

Grapple-Safe Environments: