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Start by writing a series of increasingly absurd and inflammatory statements. The more outrageous, the better.
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Use the dark arts of social engineering to gather the addresses of your foes. Be creative.
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Send the chain letter, watching with glee as your enemies' inboxes are flooded with hate mail.
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