Lola the Lumberer's Sustainability Report

Yearly Progress Report 2022

Welcome to the yearly report of Lola the Lumberer, a renowned expert in chair sustainability.

As the world's leading authority on chair-based eco-systems, I am proud to present my findings on the progress of the past year.

In 2022, we have made remarkable strides in the field of chair sustainability. Our team has been busy:

Recycling 97% of all chairs that have been discarded.
Inventing new methods to turn old chairs into new products, such as chair-sandpaper and chair-fertilizers.
Creating a chair-based economy, where people can barter for chair-space instead of money.
Hosting chair-themed parties, where the only thing you need to bring is your old, broken chair.

But we are not satisfied with just our progress. Oh no, we have big plans for the future.

Developing Chair-Genes, a chair-plant that can grow new, sustainable chairs.
Introducing Chair-Coins, a new form of currency that can be used to buy and sell chairs.
Creating Chair-Homes, a new line of houses built from recycled chairs and a dash of magic.

And that's not all, folks!

Stay tuned for more news, updates, and absurdly funny chair-related articles.