Chanting is a lost art, a dying breath, a forgotten melody. But fear not, dear reader, for with this guide, you shall learn to chant like the wind.
First, find a comfortable spot. Not too comfy, not too cramped. Somewhere with a nice view of the horizon, like a mountaintop or a dumpster.
Next, clear your mind. Meditate for a few hours, or just sit in silence for a while. Or, you know, just stare at a wall for an hour or two.
Now, begin to chant. Start with simple phrases, like "I am a wizard" or "The cat is fat." Gradually move on to more complex incantations, like "The cat is fat and also wearing a top hat."
But remember, the key to chanting is to be sincere. Don't just recite the words, feel the emotions. Like, really feel the emotions.
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