Chanting for Dummies: A Guide to Not Being a Complete Idiot

Chapter 1: Basic Chanting Techniques

Step 1: Hold your hands together in a prayer-like gesture, but not too tightly, or you'll cut off circulation.

Step 2: Open your mouth, but only as far as you can without your jaw dislocating.

Step 3: Make loud, obnoxious noises that might be music, but probably aren't.