Advanced Chanting Techniques

Learn the secrets of the ancient art of chanting. From the intricacies of the Sufi whirling dervish, to the modern-day rap battle, our experts guide you through the most advanced techniques.

Sub-atomic Chanting

This advanced technique involves using sub-atomic particles to create resonance in the vocal cords, allowing for unparalleled vocal control and range.

Chanting for Beginners

Don't know where to start? Begin with our beginner's guide to chanting. Learn the basics of breath control, posture, and the art of not getting laughed at.

Note: Advanced Chanting Techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Auditory Hallucinations

Experience the thrill of hearing voices that aren't actually there. Our experts guide you through the most common hallucinations and how to deal with them.

Chanting for the Masses

Learn how to chant for the masses, but not the kind where you get a group of angry villagers after you. Our experts show you how to chant for good.