It all began in a world where the skies were always gray.
A group of rebels fought against the tyrannical rule of the Our Leadership.
Our hero, a brave young warrior, discovered a dark secret:
That our saviors, the ones we thought were fighting for our freedom, were actually just fighting for control over the world's snack supply.
And that's when everything changed.
Meet the New Hero, the one who will change everything we thought we knew.
(But not really, because the snacks were just too good.)
SPOILER ALERT: Don't read the next paragraph if you want the story to remain untainted by the harsh realities of our world.
(But let's be honest, you're probably already reading it anyway.)