Why You Should Not Exercise

Because, let's be real, what's the point?

You're just going to get tired and sore, and then you'll just collapse onto the couch and eat Cheetos.

Why bother?

Reasons You Should Not Exercise:

So, go ahead, stay on the couch. You deserve it.

Or, you know, alternative solutions are available, but let's be real, those are just not as fun.