In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that the recent series of events was not, in fact, the work of the Chaos Controller 3000. No, it seems the true cause was the result of a rogue toaster in the break room.
The toaster in question was a model T4000, notorious for its tendency to malfunction and spit out burnt offerings at unsuspecting employees.
The incident has left the office in shambles, with several employees reporting increased anxiety and a general sense of dread.