Chaos Controller 2: The Black Hole of Desperation

Welcome, pitiful human, to the void that has consumed all reason and sanity. Here, the very fabric of space-time is torn asunder, leaving only an endless expanse of despair and madness.

Our patented Chaos Engine will randomly generate a series of increasingly absurd and disturbing scenarios, forcing you to confront the very limits of your own sanity.

Current Scenario:

You are trapped in a world where gravity no longer applies, and the only way to move is to float away from sanity.

Options:

• Throw yourself into the Black Hole of Uncertainty
• Suffer the terrors of Quantum Fluctuations
• Lose your identity in a maze of mirrors

Side Effects:

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to our Chaos Engine may cause permanent damage to your mental health, relationships, and ability to function in society. Prolonged exposure may also result in spontaneous combustion, or worse.