Welcome to Ruinous Rods, where the waves are turbulent and the surfers are... well, not exactly skilled.
Our rods are made from the finest imported chaos materials. They're sturdy, yet fragile. Durable, yet prone to sudden and catastrophic failure.
Surfing with us is a journey, not a destination. It's like trying to tame a tornado with a feather, or making a snowman out of black holes.