Chaos Injection Techniques

For when your mundane life just isn't chaotic enough.

1. Technique-1: Random Button Mashing - Because who needs a keyboard, anyway?

2. Technique-2: Unpredictable Sarcasm - The art of saying the opposite of what you mean.

3. Technique-3: Randomized Scheduling - Because punctuality is so overrated.

4. Technique-4: The Power of Sudden Silence - When all else fails, just stop talking.

5. Technique-5: The Art of Procrastination - Because who needs a deadline, anyway?