Technique 1: The Absurd Tasking Method

Step 1: Start by setting your alarm clock to go off 3 seconds before you actually wake up.

Reasoning: This allows you to get a jump-start on your day, and you'll have 3 extra seconds to contemplate the existential meaninglessness of it all.

Step 2: Wear a different colored sock with your outfit every day, no matter the occasion.

This will ensure that you're always ready for the unexpected, and your wardrobe is never boring.

Technique 2: The Randomized Tasking Method Technique 3: The Sudden-Decision-Making Method Technique 4: The Intentional-Confusion Method Technique 5: The Absurd-Dance Method