Budgeting for the Apocalypse

A Comprehensive Guide to Managing Your Resources in a Post-Societal Collapse

Step 1: Assess Your Current Situation

Take stock of your current financial situation, including any assets, debts, and savings. Consider any potential threats to your financial stability, such as economic collapse or zombie apocalypses.

Calculate your current budget and prioritize your expenses, focusing on essential resources like food, water, and ammo.

Step 2: Develop a Post-Apocalypse Budget

Based on your current situation, create a detailed budget for the post-apocalypse, including:

Don't forget to account for any unexpected expenses, like a zombie outbreak or a rogue AI taking over the world.

Step 3: Review and Revise

Regularly review and revise your budget to ensure it's still relevant and effective in the post-apocalyptic world.

Consider factors like inflation, deflation, and/or the rise of a new world order.

Make adjustments as needed, and don't be afraid to splurge on a nice post-apocalyptic vacation home or a set of artisanal, hand-crafted, zombie-repellent garden gnomes.