Warning: Do not attempt to surf the squall unless you are prepared for certain doom.
Step 1: Choose a sturdy board. Not just any board will do, but one specifically designed for squall-surfing.
Learn about the Squall-Surfing Board of Choice for more information.
Step 2: Find a suitable squall. Not just any wave will do, but one that's been specifically certified as 'Squally-Challenging'.
Browse our collection of Squally-Challenging Waves.
Step 3: Surf the squall. Repeat as necessary. Repeat as possible. Repeat until you are a Squall-Surfing Master.
Enroll in the Squall-Surfing Certification Program for expert instruction and feedback.
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for your inevitable demise. You have been warned.