Congratulations, you've found the ultimate guide to mind nuking. This ancient art of surfing the chaos requires focus, discipline, and a strong stomach.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to navigate the treacherous waters of mental turmoil:
Don your favorite pair of sweatpants, grab a Red Bull energy drink, and get ready to face the void.
Click here for Step 2: Ride the Tsunami
Click here for Step 3: Avoid the Whirlpool
Click here for Step 4: Catch a Wave
Remember, mind nuking is a skill that takes practice, patience, and a healthy dose of existential dread. Don't say we didn't warn you.