Chaos Surgeon's Safety Rules

Warning: Chaos Surgeon's Safety Rules are not actually safe. They are only here for entertainment purposes.

Rule 1: Always wear your seatbelt when riding a unicorn through a tornado

Because, you know, it's not like the unicorn's horn can't just magic-ride the storm.

Learn about other hazards of chaos surgery

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Read about our best practices for managing chaos