Side Effects of Chaos Surgery

This page is a comprehensive guide to the side effects of Chaos Surgery, a procedure so drastic it's not for the faint of heart or the faint of mind.

• Temporary insanity
• Mild hallucinations
• Bouts of uncontrollable laughter
• Cognitive dissonance
• Rapidly accelerating madness
• Unstable relationships
• Unpredictable mood swings

Side Effects of Chaos Surgery on Relationships

Warning: Chaos Surgery can be hazardous to your love life.

• Spouses become estranged
• Friends become frenemies
• Family members start to suspect your sanity

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