Step 5: Total Systemic Collapse

As we approach the end of our journey, the chaos management methodology reaches its climax.

It's time to face the music and accept that your life is actually a simulation, and the only thing that's been holding it together was the illusion of order.

Phase 6: Quantum Collapse - The Ultimate Reality Check

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can:

Step 6: The Abyss - Because, let's be honest, it's all just a never-ending void