Step 1: Ignore Expert Advice. Trust Your Gut. Learn more
Step 2: Randomize Your Schedules. Who needs meetings, anyway? Find out
Step 3: Abandon All Reason. Logic is overrated. Get weird
Step 4: Prioritize Procrastination. Productivity is for suckers. See what happens when you never start
Step 5: Make Decisions with a Coin Flip. 50/50 chance of being right? Sounds good to me! Flip it
Step 6: Blame the Coffee Machine. It's just not working properly today. Complain to the machine
Step 7: Declare Victory. You're a certified Chaos Management Expert! Get your trophy