CHAOS MANAGEMENT STRATEGY

This is the ultimate guide on how to achieve maximum chaos in your daily life.

Step 1: Wake up 5 minutes early, just to confuse yourself with the time.

Step 2: Eat a bowl of spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The more sauce, the better.

Step 3: Wear a different colored sock in each hand, it's a productivity booster, trust us.

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