The Art of Chaos-Management: Technique 1 - Unleash the Fjord of Confusion

To effectively manage chaos, one must first embrace it.

Step 1: Create an Unstable Ecosystem

Introduce a variable species of jellyfish into the office aquarium. Their unpredictable movements will create a sense of unpredictability that your team will never forget.

Proceed to Technique 2: Infiltrate with a Trojan Horse of Bureaucracy

Step 2: Harness the Power of Sudden, Unpredictable Noise

Place a blender in the corner of the room. When it's not in use, it will suddenly start making 120db of noise, shattering the complacency of your team.

Proceed to Technique 3: Create an Infinite Loop of Meetings