CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Chaos Reality Check!

You've been transported to a realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.

The Rules of this Realm are:

• Gravity is optional.
• The sky is actually a giant, sentient being with a bad mood.
• Reality is a social construct, and you're not sure what that means.
• The coffee is always black and tastes like sadness.

Will you:

Accept this reality, Reject this reality, Negotiate a better deal, or Escape into another dimension?