Step 1: Gather ingredients of utter confusion and despair.
Ingredients: 1 cup of random chaos, 1/2 cup of unrelenting pandemonium, 1/4 cup of existential dread.
Step 2: Combine ingredients in a large mixing bowl, stirring counterclockwise while reciting the entirety of 'War and Peace'.
Step 3: Add a dash of unpredictability and a pinch of utter madness.
Step 4: Serve hot, garnished with a side of apocalyptic dread.
Optional step: Repeat as needed, until the fabric of reality begins to unravel.