Chaos Recipe: The Art of Cooking Up Mayhem

Step 1: Gather ingredients of utter confusion and despair.

Ingredients: 1 cup of random chaos, 1/2 cup of unrelenting pandemonium, 1/4 cup of existential dread.

Step 2: Combine ingredients in a large mixing bowl, stirring counterclockwise while reciting the entirety of 'War and Peace'.

Step 3: Add a dash of unpredictability and a pinch of utter madness.

Step 4: Serve hot, garnished with a side of apocalyptic dread.

Optional step: Repeat as needed, until the fabric of reality begins to unravel.

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