Today's Events
6:00 AM
6:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions
8:00 AM
8:00 AM - Mandatory Meeting of Doom
12:00 PM
12:00 PM - Lunch of Desperation
5:00 PM
5:00 PM - Cocktail Hour of Desperation
8:00 PM
8:00 PM - Dinner of Despair
10:00 PM
10:00 PM - The Daily Grind
Don't forget to set your clocks to Time Warp mode!