Ingredients:

• 1 cup bedlam flour
• 1/2 cup mayhem butter
• 1/2 cup chaos eggs
• 1/4 cup anarchy cream
• 1/4 cup pandemonium sugar
• 1/4 cup disorder salt
• 1/2 teaspoon bedlam spice

Instructions:

• Mix bedlam flour, mayhem butter, chaos eggs, and pandemonium sugar in a bowl.
• Beat anarchy cream and disorder salt in a separate bowl.
• Combine the two mixtures, then sprinkle with bedlam spice.
• Bake in a bedlam oven at 350°F for 15-20 minutes.
• Enjoy your bedlam biscuits.