Technique 4: The Waxing Maniac
Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart. The Waxing Maniac is for those who dare to push the limits of surfboard waxing to the extreme.
Also known as 'waxing like a maniac,' this technique involves applying an absurd amount of wax to your surfboard, causing it to become so slippery that it's like riding a greased-up snake.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive speed
- Unpredictable turns
- Loss of control
- Riding the surfboard into the ground