Quantum Leapfrogging is a technique of chaos surfing that involves leaping from one parallel universe to another in a single bound, creating a new reality every time you jump.
By harnessing the power of quantum fluctuations, you can create an infinite loop of alternate timelines, each with its own unique flavor of chaos and unpredictability.
• Unbeatable odds of winning the lottery in every reality
• Unlimited pizza parties in every parallel universe
• A new, exciting way to avoid responsibility
• Potential for infinite character development opportunities
1. Familiarize yourself with the basics of chaos surfing.
2. Find a reliable source of quantum energy (we recommend a good ol' fashioned lightning strike).
3. Visualize your desired reality and focus your intentions ( Warning: this may involve extensive daydreaming).
Parallel Noodling: A more relaxing alternative to Quantum Leapfrogging
Quantum Leapfrogging is not a real thing, but it sounds like a real thing, right? Don't try this at home.