Our consultation policy is simple: if you can describe it, we can break it. Well, maybe.
- We will consult on:
- Accepting the Unthinkable (e.g., 'I want a unicorn horn grafted onto my forehead')
- Implanting the Improbable (e.g., a functional yeti-tooth transplant)
- Rewriting Your Destiny (e.g., 'I want to be a chicken')
However, we cannot consult on:
- Things that are clearly, obviously, and utterly insane (e.g., 'I want to turn myself into a sentient jelly bean')
- Things that we've already done before and didn't like (e.g., 'I want to turn my cat into a human')
- Things that require actual skill or knowledge (e.g., 'I want to fix my toaster')