Risks of Surgery

Warning: Surgery can be hazardous to your health. In fact, it's like playing a game of Jenga with your insides.

Chances are, something will go wrong. And by 'something,' we mean 'everything.'

Here are some possible hazards to consider:

Surgery can be a real gamble, especially when the surgeon is a hamster in a lab coat.

Our Expert Surgeons

Our team of expert surgeons have performed countless procedures, each more chaotic than the last. Meet the team:

Dr. Bunsen has performed so many surgeries that he's started to lose track of his patients.

His motto: 'If it's broke, I'll fix it. Probably.'

Dr. Fumbles is known for his... well, let's just say 'fumbly' approach to surgery.

His motto: 'When in doubt, just stab it.'