The Unpredictable Nature of Reality

Warning: This page may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or uncontrollable laughter. Prolonged exposure may lead to a loss of grip on reality.

We're not sure what's real anymore. The furniture is on fire, and so are our minds. Our cats are plotting against us, and the coffee machine is possessed.

Read on for more mind-bending revelations!

Or, if you're feeling brave, dive into the depths of our collective madness.

Reality's Most Likely Causes of Collapse: