Chaos Surgery Hazards

Caution: This page contains hazards of varying degrees of absurdity and unpredictability.

Known Hazards

• Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome: A rare condition caused by exposure to too many cat videos while performing surgery.
• Interdimensional Suture: May cause patients to disappear into other realities, only to reappear in the operating room with a confused expression.
• Subdermal Infection: A risk of developing a rash that looks suspiciously like a failed art project.
• Surgical Implantation of Random Objects: May result in patients being implanted with items like rubber chickens or whoopee cushions.
• Unstable Reality Anchor: A potentially deadly risk of causing the patient to become stuck in an infinite loop of reality TV shows.
• Surgical Anesthesia of the Unconscious: May lead to patients becoming trapped in a never-ending loop of elevator music.

Remember, these hazards are highly unlikely to occur, but not entirely impossible.

Visit the Chaos Surgery Guidelines page for more information on how to minimize your risk of encountering these hazards.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you may want to try Chaos Surgery Challenge for a dose of reality distortion.