Welcome, surgeon extraordinaire, to the ultimate test of skill and sanity!
This is the sandbox, where the fabric of reality is stretched, pulled, and generally mangled beyond recognition.
Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the principles of good taste are thrown out the window.
Click the button to unleash the chaos, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
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