Chaos Surgical Techniques

WARNING: Do not attempt to apply these methods in reality. Or, you know, do.

Chaos Surgical Techniques is a highly experimental field of medicine that seeks to cure the patient's sanity while simultaneously driving their doctor to the brink of madness.

Learn more about our Quantum Uncertainty Protocol, a revolutionary new approach to medical treatment that defies the laws of physics and reason.

Read about our most famous operation: Operation Klutz, where our team of expert surgeons performed a 12-hour surgery on a single patient while simultaneously performing a 3-hour karaoke competition in the operating room.

Join our ongoing clinical trial and see if our unique blend of medical wizardry and utter chaos will cure your condition... or drive you mad.