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Chaos Theorists Unite! (But Not Really)

Welcome, fellow agents of randomness and disorder. We're glad you're here to join us in our futile attempt to create a functional website.

Chaos theory, for the uninitiated, is the study of how complex systems inevitably descend into anarchy and despair. And by "inevitably," we mean "all the time." But don't just take our word for it:

But don't justประก take our word for it! Visit our lab where we're hard at work making a mess and destroying the fabric of reality.

Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, you could just read about our favorite existential crisis.

Randomly-generated quote of the day:

“Chaos is just order’s way of keeping things interesting.”

- Someone who clearly never had to deal with a server crash.

Chaos Index prophets:

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Chaos Theory! (Or don't, we really don't care.)